How To Mooche Off Others For a Living

yes you heard me Correctly this is a How To, But I am Sure you Liberals will have Better Techniques
Than i do, after all I am Conservative and Believe In Taking care of Myself and My Family. First Thing
to Be a Good Moocher you will Have To vote For democrats, Though they are The worse Candidates
They Promise you The Most, Though Rarely deliver that Doesn't Matter They Promise Much, They Promise
To Give You Healthcare without Giving up Your Present Doctor, Though you see that Lie playing out
Before your very eyes ignore it, Much of Being a Good Moocher and Liberal depends on Ignoring Reality
   To Be a Good moocher you must sign up for Welfare say you do not Qualify tell them you sniffed
Bananas as a Teenager they will eat That up you'll have Your Check Pronto. loose your job at Burger king
Recently apply for Unemployement it pays More. and if you are a smart Moocher attend Occupy rallies
and steal from Fellow Moochers although a word of caution while you are out stealing from other occupiers
they may Be stealing from You, if not to Busy peeing on Cop Cars. well that completes Your training
     and Remember Nancy pelosi said we have top pass it to find out whats in it, and now its passed and
the more we find out the More it stinks


                                                                       Elvisroy0000

Max and Me

Max and me strive to Restore common sense, and our quest to promote Freedom ,and the American way
of Life and Prosperity for all, Not through trying to pull everyone down as Democrats do, But Trying to
elevate everyone as Conservatism Does.we cannot continue to run massive debt up we will Fall Regardless what Pres Obama and Hillary Clinton Believe